Fever Pitch
This year, we won’t get to see President Trump throw a MLB opening pitch so hopefully the narrative quenches your thirst. Continue reading Fever Pitch
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New Study Shows that Teachers Do In Fact Purposely Plan Tests on the Same Day
Students have slowly begun to notice that the tests they take in various classes are being scheduled on the same day. Continue reading New Study Shows that Teachers Do In Fact Purposely Plan Tests on the Same Day
Administration Announces: “No More Sweatpants”
Heritage administration has recently announced that sweatpants will be joining short skirts, and will be banned at school! Continue reading Administration Announces: “No More Sweatpants”
New Mascot To Accompany New Accent Color at Heritage
With the addition of the lime green accent color, the Heritage athletics department has announced that next year Heritage will no longer be the Huskies. Continue reading New Mascot To Accompany New Accent Color at Heritage
Heritage To Eliminate Reserved Parking Spaces, Increase Prices
Next year, in an effort to allow students to get to class quicker, Heritage will eliminate reserved parking spaces Continue reading Heritage To Eliminate Reserved Parking Spaces, Increase Prices
We Have A Confession to Make; We are Fake News
It’s about time we make a confession, we are fake news. Continue reading We Have A Confession to Make; We are Fake News
New BYOD Initiative: Bring Your Own Desk
By: Briana McDonald We all know the BYOD initiative that Wake County implemented this school year; the Bring Your Own Device policy employs many new guidelines for student technology use in schools. There is a Red, Yellow, and Green light … Continue reading New BYOD Initiative: Bring Your Own Desk
Forestville Rd Bridge Found to Be Defunct, Must Be Rebuilt
By: Chris Long Just when we thought that we were in the clear as far as construction concerns around Heritage High School, it appears that a catastrophic mistake will cause detours to return to Forestville Road. According to our source, the North Carolina Department of Transportation is expected to make an announcement on Monday that will have huge effects on Heritage High School. The Forestville Road bridge, which was torn down and rebuilt in 2015, was found to not be constructed to its required standards and must be rebuilt to allow for the extension of the greenway underneath it. This … Continue reading Forestville Rd Bridge Found to Be Defunct, Must Be Rebuilt
promNOsal
Just remember that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. Continue reading promNOsal
How to Become famous in Five Easy Steps
Do you want to make the imaginary life as a famous person possible? Follow these five easy steps Continue reading How to Become famous in Five Easy Steps
Exploit the Bees
It’s time to talk about the bees…again. Last week, a study was published in the Science Journal that proves that the hairy little vermin are smarter than once believed. Continue reading Exploit the Bees
Warm Winter Temps to Have BIG Impact on the Environment
The water is going to rise so much from climate change, we might as well grow some gills Continue reading Warm Winter Temps to Have BIG Impact on the Environment
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