Growing up in the 2000s, every little girl went to Claire’s. Many went there to get their ears pierced and to buy the newest jewelry you could split with your best friend. Now, they have something for older kids! Read to find out! Continue reading Claire’s Body Modifications
By Lia Hudgins RALLY TIME The sky over the open stadium is so bright, and so constantly, incessantly blue, it makes the Spinach lad wince every time he glances up to one of the projector screens. Blue is just the … Continue reading Take Me Out to the Ball Game, Spinach Boy!
A rapidly-growing tech company is losing workers without enough replacements. Yes, you read that right. How? Continue reading Fortune 500 Company Aggressively Acting to Replace Keyboard Layout
Nick Swafford tells us about how enlightened and superior he feels now that he has Airpods… Continue reading Smells like Broke in Here
Want to become a famous YouTuber? Malena Esposito tells you how! Continue reading How to Become a YouTuber
Jacob Hales tells the story of a British TV superstar who makes some bad choices… Continue reading The Old Man’s Penchant for Takis
Malena Esposito writes a fictional piece inspired by the magical works of J.K. Rowling… Continue reading The Ginger Boy: Fearlessly Fearing the Fear
Elizabeth Klein continues the story of a remarkable duck… Continue reading The Fledgling: Part 2
Jacob Hales tells the extraordinary tale of an extraordinary bird… Continue reading The Fledgling
Jacob Hales delves into the impact soap has made throughout mankind… Continue reading Soap
Malena Esposito gives an account of what living as a vegan is like. (SATIRE) Continue reading The Life of a Vegan
The populist party was a historical third party whose terrifying ideals made their way into the Democratic ideology. Now they want to make a new populist party headed by Bernie Sanders, and this could lead to the death of American politics as we know them. Continue reading Why Third Parties are Horrible
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